If only it was lost in translation

Why does bad music sound so much worse in a foreign language cover version?

You'd think no matter what you did to it, Have you ever really loved a woman couldn't get any more dreadful. I was in a store this morning and a Portuguese version of it was blaring without mercy. After a few minutes I realised it was on a continuous loop. It was on its fourth iteration by the time I fled.

There's got to be some EU working-conditions-directive that deals with this...