At the weekend one of the local hotel gyms was having an open day, so off I went with a friend.
Rather than attempt a Bodyforming class (which turned out to be a Step class - I'd have actually been okay), I asked if I could use the weights room. Sure, said the nice lady behind the desk, go on in.
No form, no waiver, no caution, no instruction.
Granted, using weights equipment isn't brain surgery, but it's useful - nay, important - for someone to show you how to do it properly. Most gyms I've been in have been really strict about it.
But not here. There were several just-in-off-the-street people in the weights room, zoinging the equipment like they were playing with yo-yos.
I talked about it with my friend afterwards, wondering what would happen if they hurt themselves. 'Would that not be their fault?' she asked.
In Madeira, maybe...