Happy 4th of July to all the guys in Grand Haven, home of what is almost the World's Largest Musical Fountain.
Each night during the summer the 'fountain' gives a concert. It selects a bunch of music, shares some wisdom, tells a few jokes, all the while patterning hundreds of water jets in a co-ordinated light show. The 4th of July concert is the season's highlight: tonight will end with a huge fireworks display which has occasionally... ahem... gone awry (locals call it 'the burning of Dewey Hill').
You couldn't make this stuff up.
Best of luck tonight guys!